TOPSOIL IN ILLINOIS (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Karen A. Lech) ATTENTION: FARMERS, CROP GROWERS AND AGRIBUSINESSES OF ILLINOIS.
A LETTER OF APOLOGY Your planting season will be delayed this
spring. At least half of, if not nearly all of Illinois topsoil
is in my house. You can thank four of my children, their
num...
On The Road Again (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Gary Mosher) My wife and I need to exercise more. Every time we leave the
house we notice vultures circling overhead in anticipation and
now our washing machine is doing that nasty thing where it
shrinks our clothes. So, in a moment of pure inspiration and
absolut...
Lizard Induced Schoolgirl Screams (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Abdul Nusrat) Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am
generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house
and goes number one on the fence, fine no problem. Squirrels
gather near the gate and perform acts sexual in nature, no big
deal. But...
Old Sparky! Needlephobia, Nerve Conduction Tests, and (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Holly Jahangiri) I felt queasy contemplating the nerve conduction test and
electromyelogram (EMG) I was about to have. The nerve conduction
test involves taping electrodes to the skin and sending a small
jolt of electric current to them. During the EMG, the doctor
ins...
Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Taylor May - Pimplegel.com)
Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne
What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you
have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne
DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER! (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005
DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER!
Or, time to get your buzzer fixed before friends arrive for some
good cheer!
Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl
Craboon
December is the 12th ...
Simply bad life tips (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Boaz Ben- Dov) Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is
this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car
keys?
Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well,
unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I...
Rural Relocation - Considerations and Adjustments (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Nola L. Kelsey) So you're thinking about going country? It's time to abandon the
frenzy of city life, drop the 'G' from the end of your verbs and
trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where
business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is
bount...
Mondegreens for You for Christmas (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Susan Dunn, MA, The EQ Coach) Yes, I have mondegreens for you! Aren't you thrilled?
If you're not sure, you aren't alone. It's a word that sounds
vaguely familiar , and might be something you'd like to get. I
mean we have lots of "greens" at Christmas - trees, wreaths,
apparel, ...
E mom dot com (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:58 PM, by Ravi Torne) E Mom dot Com A short story by Ravindra Torane
This is a story of a boy named Anko. He liveed in Mumbai, a
metro city in India. Anko was 12 year old . He never studied
well, he was computer crazy. All the time he sticked to the
computer,either play...