Bovine Resort (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Steve Sommers) Meat is murder - I understand that - but what if it weren't
murder? Would it be alright to eat it, then? The reason I was
thinking of this was that I almost hit a couple of wild turkeys
while driving to work today and it occurred to me that if I had
h...
Snakes (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Bob Cheney) Well, what is there about them you can say that is positive? How
can anybody trust a creature that is born without arms or legs
and smells with its tongue? Obviously, you can see I dislike
snakes! For me, they just don’t seem a part of the natural orde...
How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Rev. James L. Snyder) Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by
rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to
admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average minute during
vacation time is less than 20 seconds. This is one reason time
...
Humorous Software? It's Going To Bust Your Chops. (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by John Deprice) Do you think software is boring? Think again. Software companies
have developed products that change your voice, make funny
pictures and even predict your future. Curious? Read on.
AV Voice Changer (Avnex Ltd)
Browbeaten by bad chaps? Not allowed ...
Mother's Trying to Find Time to Pamper!! Not (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Esther Austin) TIME FOR A PAMPER
As a parent, many of you will be aware of how little time we
have to really take time out of the normal slog of life and
pamper ourselves. Much of the time is spent ferrying our
children to various activities. Energy is used holler...
To Pee or Not to Pee... (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Ed Williams) I should’ve known it. I just should’ve known it.
One day last week I was drinking some coffee and looking over
the morning paper. It’s the typical workday morning ritual for
me, just as I’m sure it is for a lot of ya‘ll out there. Most
times, I can ...
A French Teacher's Memories (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Gabrielle Guichard) Anyone know how it is to go to school for the first time.
Teachers live through this experience twice; and the second time
is not the less impressive.
Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state secondary
schools and my requests, I had bee...
Hay Fever Is a Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Thing (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Joe Hickman, HaLife.com) Remember, hay fever is an allergic reaction caused by grass and
trees. And should not be confused with grass and tree fever,
which is caused by hay.
Hay fever is a terrible horrible no good very bad thing because
your eyes water and your nose runs a...
Freedom During The School Holidays (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Esther Austin) So what do you do during half-term? Are you one of those parents
who has everything organised so well that Little Bob or Little
Sheila is off to grandma’s before they could say “but Grandma’s
blind and in a wheelchair”. Where you would promptly respond...
Female, Horny, Middle Aged and behaving Badly (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:54 PM, by Esther Austin) Female, Horny, Middle Aged and Behaving Badly
As a woman – I am often surprised to find that many of us do not
seem to be in touch with our sensuality or sexuality. Or maybe
its because we are not willing to admit to having such feelings
– no wonder...