CALLING ALL DORKS & DINGBATS! (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Theolonius McTavish) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
CALLING ALL DORKS & DINGBATS!
Or, where do all those daffy ding-a-lings from Canada call home
anyway?
By Theolonius McTavish, a wayfaring wanderer in a very
strange land full of blessedly...
You Know Your Breath May Be A Tad Funky When... (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Ed Williams) You know your breath may be a tad funky when....
You eat a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs for dinner along
with several slices of garlic bread, and notice that more people
are coming up to you and talking with you after dinner than
before.
...
What's With The Automated Checkouts? (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Call me Queenie) It’s 5:30 Friday evening. I’ve just put in a full 8 hours at
work, commuted for another hour, the home frig is all but empty
and I still have to make dinner for my family. So I dash into my
familiar home town supermarket, who at this point shall remai...
Hercule Phallus and Early Viagra. (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Thick Mick) Viagra; latin-ish for re-enforce, derived from the Greek
veristrong Viagra also means metasplint; meta from
the Greek hidden and splint from the English/American splint.
Yes, you all heard of it, but where did it come from? This is...
NAME THAT PLANET (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by O.P. Hadweenzic) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
NAME THAT PLANET
Or, who put the ram in rama-dama-ding-dong...I'd like to shake
his hand?
By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, an errant Knight-In-Shining
Armor, with a trusty thirty-pound encyclo...
Chastise Your Bread - Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Terry Stokely) The day wasn’t going well already. You know how it is, you wake
up in the morning with that migraine or the pounding headache in
the back of your head. The kids are up at the crack of dawn
(literally) and they keep coming into the bedroom to “help you”...
Tale of a bagle and the "Other" side of the fence (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Gregory J. Ballan) Greg's pithy quote for the day: The greener the grass, the more
shit in the fertilizer.
This is my corollary to “The grass is always greener…..”
I’ve been doing some deep thinking the past few days in lieu of
blogging. It doesn’t take much to get...
Catharsis and Roller Coasting (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Kevin Murray) Being born a Floridian doesn't necessarily mean I'm genetically
predisposed towards seeking refuge amongst large swarms of
humanity wandering aimlessly around, taking touristy pictures
while being jerked across the walkway by a 4 year old who's just
...
12 Goofy Ways to Stay Safe and Healthy in Today's Hazardous (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by Joe Hickman, Copyright 2005) - Stop breathing ozone immediately. You know you can if you try.
- Do not strike matches near an open nuclear power plant.
- Do not rub either your scalp or your bosom with the latest
scientific breakthrough.
- Never sit next to strangers in mo...
Racing That Isn't Gay. (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:53 PM, by The Epic) There are so many types of racing out there.You can watch
Nascar,race in illegal street races,or even race little rascals
against the people at the old folks home,but lets face
it...these ways blow more than your mom.I am tired of seeing so
many shitt...
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