People are just machines. (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Joe DeClara) It's amazing how similar we are to machines. We have jobs that
we are designed to be able to complete easily, and we do just
that. It may seem simple to us, but have you ever watched a cat
try to turn a doorknob? Have you ever tried to jump up to the
...
Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Mike Moore) George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny
search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom
packaged in humour. Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only
knew how seldom they did.
2. To e...
Bat Ejection Techniques - Country Survival Course #27 (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Nola Kelsey) People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation. They
lie about the size of fish they catch. They lie about being
there for you. But, mostly, they lie about bats! Such a silly
thing, yet no one can admit the ugly truth. "Bats only come into
y...
Turkey Trot Trivia Quiz (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Deanna Mascle) 1. Most folks know that Americans celebrate a Thanksgiving Day,
but they aren't alone. What event is celebrated in The Virgin
Islands on Oct. 25?
A. A Thanksgiving Day to rejoice in the end of the hurricane
season
B. A Thanksgiving Day to celebra...
Clothesline Fresh - Country Myth Breaker # 17 (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Nola L. Kelsey)
Clothesline fresh, country fresh scent, smells like a country
garden, those of us from the city have all seen our share of
country clad laundry soap commercials. The token red barn glows
in the distance. Closer in, clothes adorn the line.
E...
Christmas Quiz (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Deanna Mascle) 1. Which Christmas tree fact is NOT true?
A. Artificial Christmas trees have outsold real ones every year
since 1991.
B. Nova Scotia leads the world in exporting Christmas trees.
c. Franklin Pierce was the first president to decorate an
officia...
Family Guy - Biography Of Peter Griffin. (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Jack) Peter Griffin is one of the funniest, probably the most
important characters in the cartoon animation series of 'Family
Guy'. He is a Nice, Funny, Fat ass character, who is not afraid
of spreading the word of his mind in to the world and change
everyb...
Milk Goats - Know Thy Enemy (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Nola L. Kelsey) Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to
survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing.
You must aim for good nutrition. But, don't kid yourself. When
it comes to milking, you do not get the last word.
When I dec...
It's a small world (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Marty Grimes) Has anyone seen my extra digital camera battery? I'm that
desperate.
I am not adapting well to this world where valuable electronics
are growing smaller every year. Everything about my camera is
precarious.
Instead of a closet full of bulky photo...
Laughter Really Is The Bet Medicine! (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:57 PM, by Lisa Branigan) Did you know that according to research, children laugh about
400 times a day while adults only laugh about 15 times a day?
Some how, as we got older we lost the ability to laugh. Could it
be that putting more humour and laughter into our day will
imp...
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