The Reptire (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Bob Wood) Our neighbors haven't built on their lot yet. I try to keep them
informed with an occasional E mail or picture. A snake recently
came from their lot to live on ours and terrorize me. Since they
appreciate my updates so much, they have "decided to let m...
Songwriter Confessions #2 (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Bill Dollar) Any real Beatle fan knows that Stu Sutcliffe was the original
bass player,who died of a brain embolism before the Beatles
became famous. But what if it hadn't been Stu with the deadly
weakness, but rather...?
There is very little time left now. The ...
BOAT NAMES GONE BONKERS? (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by O.P. Hadweenzic) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
BOAT NAMES GONE BONKERS!
Or, vessels with odd names.
Being an eccentric academic is a bit like being a loopy
light-bulb engineer. And if you can't grasp the gist of this
flight of fancy, it's likely th...
OH OH...IT'S OCTOBER! (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by B. Blitterless & E. Craboon) Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005
OH OH - IT'S OCTOBER
Or, it's Merry Monster-Mashing Month of course!
This is the 10th month of the year, which should mean a measure
of good luck ...that is if you like things beginning with one
...
Songwriter Confessions #1 (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Bill Dollar) Looking up this week from getting a reggae backing to sound like
St Ann rather than St Felicity, I spotted the small dark mist in
the usual corner behind the left monitor speaker. I have
sometimes believed absolutely that this is my best muse, back
fr...
Timothy Ward Is Hotter Than You (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Timothy Ward) Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come
instantly. That's why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing
the internet and visiting various websites. This may sound like
time wasted or goofing off but I assure you that I am working.
Wh...
Toilet Seat Down (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Steve Sommers) In Europe there is an 'anti-sprinkle' movement, the goal of
which is to encourage men to sit down when they pee, and thus
avoid the sprinkle effect. Restrooms in all the countries across
the continent have signs urging men to be thoughtful gentlemen
a...
Warning (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Timothy Ward) Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to
talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it.
And I figure that if I dedicate a whole column to the subject of
time and stress some of it's finer points, then perhaps Fath...
Stop Needling Me! (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Michael Breckenridge) Sometimes it's possible to accomplish something important by
doing nothing at all. Well, actually, I did do something. I
resisted. I think that counts. Here's my story.
Many of my friends have been getting pierced and tattooed for
years. It's huge. ...
The Gingerbread Nightmare (Fri Dec 9th, 2005 09:43:55 PM, by Valerie Garner) Do you ever see those beautiful gingerbread houses during the
holiday seasons that are so beautiful? They look so simple, and
look like such a fun project to do with the kids making gifts
for grandma and grandpa. I could just feel it….soft Christmas
m...